Hot Mess Express Napkins

Who knew napkins could steal the show? Our Paper Cocktail Napkins are here to catch spills, wipe up messes, and add a touch of attitude to your gatherings. Each napkin features witty quips and cheeky sayings that will have your guests talking and laughing between sips.

Hosting a fancy cocktail party or just having friends over for drinks? These napkins are the perfect sidekick. Made from high-quality paper, they can handle whatever you throw at them (literally). So go ahead, spill the tea, the wine, or whatever else you’re sipping on—these napkins can take it.

• Standard USPS shipping or FREE on orders over $5000!
• Instock items are processed and shipped out normally within 3-7 days.
   (Please see product description for individual shipping time line where applicable.)
• FREE local pickup is available in Baton Rouge, LA (Choose option at checkout.)

• Returns  are accepted within 7 days of receipt of item for store credit only. 
• No returns on CUSTOM ORDERS.
• Sale/clearance items are NOT returnable, they are final sale. 
• Shipping charges (original and return) are the customer’s responsibility.
• Any return to include the original box + Packaging.
• Please fill out the form below to initiate your return (if eligible):